Did Ryan ever get back from Armenia? Cause its been almost two years now...

we have two so threads now

motherfucker

ryan is actually being held as a prisoner of war along with the rest of his mission

turkey genocided armenia a little while back and the armenians can't get the USA to acknowledge it because doing so would damage relations with our good friends the turks (our strongest allies and biggest fans in the middle east)

so armenia is now voiding the return flights of all american round-trip tickets and holding onto us good white folk until the zog whacks turkey on the nose with a newspaper

true story

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HOW DARE YOU ellipses at the truth, hotwheels.

holy shit.

I say we go on a mission to rescue him, A-Team style.

Seconded.

As long as I get to be Sarge

You're still thundercrutch

hahaha

i honestly believe corbett will never live anything down in his entire life

You can't go. Armenia isn't handicap accessible.

Armenia:

I say, good show gentlemen.

Pretty much this.
I still laugh a bit too hard when people get butthurt and say "HOW DARE YOU."

Nah, he can just walk it off.

Oh wait.

If you're troubled and you can't relax
Close your eyes and think of this
If the rumors floating in your head all turn to facts
Close your eyes and think of this

Armenia, city in the sky
Armenia, city in the sky

If you ever want to lose some time
Just take off, there's no risk
If you ever want to disappear
Just take off, and think of this

Armenia, city in the sky
Armenia, city in the sky

The sky is glass, the sea is brown
And everyone is upside-down

Armenia, city in the sky
Armenia, city in the sky

Freak out!
Freak out!