I'm technically 20 years old now.
Even though I wasn't born until 7:25 am.

happy forever

My birthday was the 30th. I turned 22. However, I didn't feel the urge to create a birthday thread, so I'll just hijack this one instead.

I can share.

Until this is thread is hijacked by Betty White.

She's on her way now, bitch.

THAT'S RIGHT, BIRTHDAY BOY

AND SHE'S BRINGING...



BABY ALLIGATOR INFANTRY

WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL YOU KNOW I LOVE BETTY WHITE

Because if you don't, you're an al-Qaeda.

Who wants gator jerky?

This guy!

that's a fucking crocodile.

WHO WANTS CROC JERKY?