Let us discuss acts and deeds we've done that would be worthy of receiving an Achievement.

I SHALL START.

Passing a field sobriety test after a few beers with flying colors.

Pooping on the clock at work multiple times.

Having sex with a girl, and then having sex with her sister. Within the same week.

This, but at the same time.

Getting sworn in to the Alabama Army National Guard.

getting called at 1:51AM by a heavy weapons guy soundalike speaking BIG THROATY RUSSIAN, and replying to his paragraph of RAAGHspeak with the simple phrase "i love you"

to which he bellowed a hearty roaring heavy weapons guy laugh which i listened to for a few seconds before hangin' up

@dave and tarr: <3

Selling your first bag.

i'll never forget it.

Jerking off on the clock.

Toking up on the clock.

Driving home while fuck-off drunk and not even attracting attention.

Holding a straight face while my girlfriend's dad talks about Sausagefest.

Dying with a white lighter in your pocket.

Surviving my first drill without vomiting or passing out.

67 sit ups and 42 push ups in two minutes on my first PFA.

I'm not there just yet, but I will be in less than two months.

Getting a blowjob from easily the most drop dead gorgeous girl I've ever seen in the alley of the venue I just played a set at thirty seconds before, all while being about 8 feet from about 30 people outside.
I've never felt like such a rockstar in my life.

So far the winner.

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-Do ecstasy for the first time
-6 caps in one night
-No puking, sickness, general uneasiness or hangover
-Go to work the next day
-E high kicks in again after smashing head on metal rung, notice at break when cigarette tastes like twizzler
-Big angry troll of a manager tells me I did a good job for the first time ever



PS.

I love how this place hasn't changed.

It never will.

I think we should start coming up with names for our achievements.

My first one is how my friends and I describe the event:


Also: Achievement Generator

Also also: This game is fun.

Yea, I've played that game at least four times through!

Jerk off TO the clock. Upstroke on tick, downstroke on tick.


Dance for 3 hours straight on acid at a rave. Gather a crowd of 20
people. Because of how good you are. Also it's your first time dancing
to rave music.


Speak an entire week replacing Rs and Ls with Ws.


Bang housemate on a timeframe (before her boyfriend gets back) and
both finish. Team achievement.


Kick a child in the chest on a train and get away with the parents
laughing about it.

Being less of a faggot.

OH WAIT THAT ONE'S STILL LOCKED SILLY ME. :3

You're not kidding.

Well, if you can't laugh at yourself...

Then you're a fag.

20 years old and never broken a bone.

Hooking up with a 22 year old when you're 17. Man that was great.

people tell me i'm not very nice

Dunking a basketball, in a game. Yeah. What.

Learning the entire solo to Metallica's "Orion" by ear.

Without looking, throw a soccer ball across the whole school gymnasium and bounce it off one person's forehead and off another person's nose. The second person had a river of blood shoot out of his face a minute later.

Thank you, Sir. You have made my day.