talk to people? you're a fag! do it and be entertaining at the same time? less so!
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(7:47:40 AM) Tarrasque: Tell me something good.
(7:47:50 AM) Dave: No infection in the arm vagina.
(7:50:09 AM) Tarrasque: Amen.
(7:51:35 AM) Dave: Gonna be a good week.
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(11:18:04 PM) Dave: STEPHEN I JUST WON.
(11:18:11 PM) Tarrasque: JUST WON WHAT
(11:18:15 PM) Tarrasque: Portal?
(11:18:18 PM) Dave: Omegle:
(chat transcript from Omegle)
(11:18:21 PM) davie destroyer:
Stranger: hi... r u an indian girl....???
You: The "dances with wolves" kind, or the "7-Eleven" kind?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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(8:19:10 PM) Dave: I have found myself in a predicament that I have no escape from.
(8:19:31 PM) Tarrasque: Does this involve water moccasins?
(8:19:39 PM) Dave: No.
(8:19:45 PM) Tarrasque: You should be fine.
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(6:18:41 PM) Tarrasque: God damn I love alligator jerky.
(6:18:49 PM) Dave: Is that like, real shit or something?
(6:18:52 PM) Tarrasque: Yes?
(6:19:01 PM) Tarrasque: OH YOU POOR THING YOU'VE NEVER HAD ALLIGATOR JERKY?
(6:19:18 PM) Tarrasque: Listen to me: We are just as delicious to alligators as they are to us. It's only fair.
(6:19:41 PM) Dave: Alligators don't eat people. That's an urban fucking legend.
(6:19:50 PM) Tarrasque: Shut up you don't know!
(6:20:05 PM) Dave: Get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life!
(6:20:29 PM) Tarrasque: I know your alligators you impoverished Floridian expatriate and they're goddamn scrumptious!
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(9:51:13 AM) Dave: What is an acceptable time to start drinking?
(9:54:32 AM) Tarrasque: Well I mean if you start drinking while you're asleep, you're bound to experience difficulties, so I figure whenever you're awake is probably pretty good.
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(8:01:26 PM) Dave: Good Day, sir. Bestow upon me the wonderful goods I am used to receiving from you.
(8:01:44 PM) Tarrasque: http://stephen.brugenhagen.com/what.swf
(8:04:05 PM) Dave: Yup going back to bed fuck you I don't even know.
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(8:04:35 PM) Dave: I have a dilemma that I am presented with.
(8:05:12 PM) Tarrasque: Hit me.
(8:05:43 PM) davie destroyer: Weed and Bob Ross. Good or bad?
(8:06:58 PM) Tarrasque: Go for it.
Full Version: Chatlogs Thread
Win.
John says: kyle
John says: would it make the world a better place if i started a motivational message service
Kyle says: I'm too baked to answer that question
John says: basically an autodialer or even a live operator that calls someone and tells them they're a good person, and they deserve to have a good day
Kyle says: or how about some random chick who just has phone sex with random people
Kyle says: like looks up their name in the phonebook
Kyle says: "OH BRODIE"
Kyle says: "STICK IT IN MY POOPER"
John says: PACK CHEESEBURGERS IN MY ASS WITH A HMMER BRODIE
John says: YEAH
John says: NOW PULL OUT MY TOENAILS WITH THOSE PLIERS AND SPIT IN MY FACE
John says: OH GOD
John says: BEAT ME LIKE A RETARDED CHINESE SCHOOLGIRL WHO HAS DISAPPOINTED HER HARD WORKING PARENTS
Kyle says: you are the right person to talk to high
John says: would it make the world a better place if i started a motivational message service
Kyle says: I'm too baked to answer that question
John says: basically an autodialer or even a live operator that calls someone and tells them they're a good person, and they deserve to have a good day
Kyle says: or how about some random chick who just has phone sex with random people
Kyle says: like looks up their name in the phonebook
Kyle says: "OH BRODIE"
Kyle says: "STICK IT IN MY POOPER"
John says: PACK CHEESEBURGERS IN MY ASS WITH A HMMER BRODIE
John says: YEAH
John says: NOW PULL OUT MY TOENAILS WITH THOSE PLIERS AND SPIT IN MY FACE
John says: OH GOD
John says: BEAT ME LIKE A RETARDED CHINESE SCHOOLGIRL WHO HAS DISAPPOINTED HER HARD WORKING PARENTS
Kyle says: you are the right person to talk to high
fucking shit ass damnit. I need to find my omegle chats.
Dave can testify that some of them were gold.
Dave can testify that some of them were gold.
QUOTE (Lunchbox @ Jun 12 2010, 12:14 AM) 
Dave can testify that some of them were gold.
Mine were always better. ALWAYS.
[12:46] <@Maximousse> so stephen are there tarrasques in PST
[12:46] <@Tarrasque> hell no
[12:46] <@Maximousse> pacific standard time
[12:46] <@Maximousse> A YUP
[12:46] <@Maximousse> THERES ONE
[12:46] <@Maximousse> ITS YOU
[12:46] <@Maximousse> : D
[12:46] * Tarrasque changes topic to 'max wins everything'
[12:46] <@Tarrasque> hell no
[12:46] <@Maximousse> pacific standard time
[12:46] <@Maximousse> A YUP
[12:46] <@Maximousse> THERES ONE
[12:46] <@Maximousse> ITS YOU
[12:46] <@Maximousse> : D
[12:46] * Tarrasque changes topic to 'max wins everything'
Stranger: i am looking for someone in arizona
You: a specific someone, or
Stranger: no
You: excellent.
Stranger: just anyone in az
Stranger: u in az
Stranger: ?
You: no sir. but i can tell you what else isn't in arizona: mexicans
You: ZING
You: i liked that one, i'm proud of myself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: nobody agrees with me
You: i have the best idea ever and it just
You: the world might not be ready for it.
Stranger: what is said idea?
You: well what we do is,
You: we take all the pacific islanders
You: and all the singaporeans too
You: and we send them on a mass exodus to the moon.
You: and upon arrival they are free to speak their made-up fantasy languages and their "tagalog" and their "no-lah no-lah"
You: and not a single fuck will ever be given hitherto regarding them or their safety.
Stranger: seek help
You: well i mean of course, i can't build a big enough rocket on my own, man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you in the mood for some cyberlove? :)
You: there just aren't enough scottish persons in the world
Stranger: nope
You: no, no, listen: there's no time for love when we face a dilemma like this
You: we need another scotland, is what
You: and not a "nova scotia," we saw how that turned out
Stranger: ooh
You: we genuinely need to duplicate scotland and just have two of them.
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: i totally agree
You: in retrospect i may be ready for that cyberlove you mentioned
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: so ur asl please? :)
You: 48/m/aberdeen
You: if it helps, i have a beard like odin, and i swear most of my fingers still work despite the arthritis
You: and the lack of either index finger
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ..
You: terrible accident, won't ever go near a swingset again
Stranger: lol ok..
Stranger: im 16 m
Stranger: so..
Stranger: :0
Stranger: :)
You: i happen to be a wizard. would you like to become a woman?
You: the process is reversible
You: (usually)
Stranger: no thank you :)
You: wise choice, lad
You: i wish i made the same decision when i was your age
Stranger: sorry, i have to go now
You: take care, enjoy your cyberlove shenanigans
You: nevery marry a goatherd
You: 'specially if it's your daughter
Stranger: ok thanks for the advice
Stranger: ill remember it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: a specific someone, or
Stranger: no
You: excellent.
Stranger: just anyone in az
Stranger: u in az
Stranger: ?
You: no sir. but i can tell you what else isn't in arizona: mexicans
You: ZING
You: i liked that one, i'm proud of myself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: nobody agrees with me
You: i have the best idea ever and it just
You: the world might not be ready for it.
Stranger: what is said idea?
You: well what we do is,
You: we take all the pacific islanders
You: and all the singaporeans too
You: and we send them on a mass exodus to the moon.
You: and upon arrival they are free to speak their made-up fantasy languages and their "tagalog" and their "no-lah no-lah"
You: and not a single fuck will ever be given hitherto regarding them or their safety.
Stranger: seek help
You: well i mean of course, i can't build a big enough rocket on my own, man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you in the mood for some cyberlove? :)
You: there just aren't enough scottish persons in the world
Stranger: nope
You: no, no, listen: there's no time for love when we face a dilemma like this
You: we need another scotland, is what
You: and not a "nova scotia," we saw how that turned out
Stranger: ooh
You: we genuinely need to duplicate scotland and just have two of them.
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: i totally agree
You: in retrospect i may be ready for that cyberlove you mentioned
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: so ur asl please? :)
You: 48/m/aberdeen
You: if it helps, i have a beard like odin, and i swear most of my fingers still work despite the arthritis
You: and the lack of either index finger
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ..
You: terrible accident, won't ever go near a swingset again
Stranger: lol ok..
Stranger: im 16 m
Stranger: so..
Stranger: :0
Stranger: :)
You: i happen to be a wizard. would you like to become a woman?
You: the process is reversible
You: (usually)
Stranger: no thank you :)
You: wise choice, lad
You: i wish i made the same decision when i was your age
Stranger: sorry, i have to go now
You: take care, enjoy your cyberlove shenanigans
You: nevery marry a goatherd
You: 'specially if it's your daughter
Stranger: ok thanks for the advice
Stranger: ill remember it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kyle says:
lol I am going to hell
I was listening to this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyHrubz0vk...feature=related
and it's like
"these spheres found in South Africa were supposedly created by intelligent beings"
and I was like
"how could it have been created by intelligent beings, it was found in South Africa"
lol I am going to hell
I was listening to this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyHrubz0vk...feature=related
and it's like
"these spheres found in South Africa were supposedly created by intelligent beings"
and I was like
"how could it have been created by intelligent beings, it was found in South Africa"
oh i love conspiracy theorist fuckfaces like that one
His qualifications: "Author and investigator"
how to be an author: make words
how to be an investigator: google
those "grooved spheres" of hematite are Moqui Marbles. i have one such marble sitting on my desk - it is a "grooved sphere" of hematite that occurred naturally somewhere in utah. it is +10 to hit and +6 to damage against anybody that believes the marble isn't a product of natural geologic activity.
His qualifications: "Author and investigator"
how to be an author: make words
how to be an investigator: google
those "grooved spheres" of hematite are Moqui Marbles. i have one such marble sitting on my desk - it is a "grooved sphere" of hematite that occurred naturally somewhere in utah. it is +10 to hit and +6 to damage against anybody that believes the marble isn't a product of natural geologic activity.
I think they're just being racist, they find a bunch of small slightly artistically grooved balls in Africa and what goes through their minds is "in no way is this a geological formation or possibly made by Africans, it was ALEINS"
in other news, shit about UFOs and aliens that is actually cool and not gay at all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZEsveX-s4&NR=1
in other news, shit about UFOs and aliens that is actually cool and not gay at all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZEsveX-s4&NR=1
QUOTE (DizzyKay @ Jun 13 2010, 07:32 PM)
Man, that dude sounded like a complete jackass.
(1:10:42 AM) Tarrasque: fun science fact: did you know that "yamulke" translates to "hog deflector?" jews are so afraid of bacon that they take the aphorism "when pigs fly" very literally. when judgment day cometh, and the pigs flyeth, if they know ANYTHING about gravity, they'll be prepared when the pigs also falleth.
(1:15:53 AM) Tarrasque: the original design for the yamulke was actually an umbrella hat, but after seeing how ridiculous Bill Murray looked wearing one in Space Jam, they had to do some re-evaluating
(1:15:53 AM) Tarrasque: the original design for the yamulke was actually an umbrella hat, but after seeing how ridiculous Bill Murray looked wearing one in Space Jam, they had to do some re-evaluating
John says:
i...
i miss playing warcraft
i stopped playing right while i was in the middle of doing something really fun
Kyle says:
please don't come out to me
i...
i miss playing warcraft
i stopped playing right while i was in the middle of doing something really fun
Kyle says:
please don't come out to me
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