This is my friend Mark's article. It is by far one of the funniest things I've ever read.
He writes for, Wild Gunmen. A Geek magazine and I strongly urge you all to read, and comment on it!
I give you...Operation Titzkrieg

That was hilarious. Also from now on I will empty and refill my kettle each time I make tea.

so headlamp, your tits ache?

I wasn't the one who was experimented on.
It's been almost two years since he did this. And the guy still has no idea about it ever happening!

lol'd at "metroid fanfiction" hard enough to check out some other work. Diggin' this http://wildgunmen.com/blog/2010/03/19/sharks-are-fuckheads/

Dude, if you like that, check out Janx's(The Editor and Chief of WG) article about Japanese School Bitches On The C-Train.
It's a winner for sure.

I find this amusing.

I almost had a heart attack laughing so hard at this article.