And like this:

latfh

His mustache is gone now.

I notice there are no pictures of him standing up...

No lie, I was thinking about making this thread.

posting

And this:

Corbett also lost a finger at work.

oh my god wait a minute, as in off? i remember him saying something about it, but i didn't understand that he literally meant he no longer has that finger holy shit

I feel as though I've seen the man being groped. Anyone else think it looks relatively like Headlamp? Maybe I'm just drunk.

Yup, those would be my testicles being handled.

Well, found it on TFLN. Congrats.

TFLN?

texts from last night

(just google the acronym broski)

You guy finally figured it out.

you're not old enough for that ride! now put the basket back on it and return it to wal-mart

I lol;d.

harharhar