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7 inbox messages. Great.

Party on, Wayne.

I'm Brian, a banker. Been in San Francisco for the whole 30 years. I work hard and I play hard. I'm glad to be here!

Good for you, Brian. It is good to see you have accepted your place in this world as an inconsequential working stiff. You need to smoke a lot more marijuana, because the cocaine will kill you in less than five years. I have been pimping your wife for the last couple of months, and I have never been richer. Additionally, your dog has been literally praying for your death ever since he was neutered. Your insurance company will send someone to your house to physically assault you. He will not leave fingerprints. Your co-workers have sabotaged you several times in the past, and will continue to do so so long as it remains fun and profitable. Your boss is literally plotting your death. It involves a lot of knives.

Oh, hey, you live in San Francisco? My sisters live in San Francisco.

my uncle lives in san francisco!

i AM san francisco!!!!1

Hi

Sup

i live in san francisco

San Fran can fall into the San Andreas Fault as far as I am concerned.

good one grandpa

i rode my bicycle from eureka to san francisco this summer, best trip

Drown.