http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=Conner+P...&ref=search

Read this shit.

is there a link to something else that goes with this

I'm not getting it here

cool

http://news.puggal.com/makia-coney-23180/

excerpt:

Two University Christian School students were caught by the police authorities early Saturday morning. Both boys—Charles Roy Southern (17) and Connor Julian Pridgen (16)—were caught under murder charges. Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office Lt. Larry Schmitt reported, both guys left the campus with Coney in their pickup truck at about 3:15 p.m., and reached the scheduled area Powers Avenue that was about 3 miles from the school.

for the slow: if you clicked Corb's link, you're looking at Connor (Julian) Pridgen's facebook

so what we do

is

we join the PRAY FOR MAKIA CONEY group

and post

LIL' WAYNE MADE HIM DO IT

-100 points for extremely poor taste; +5 points for moderate hilarity (the only thing Connor talks about on his wall are bible verses and lil' wayne)

further reading:

First Coast News entry - much more explanatory than the first article i found

Jacksonville news site - has videos, like this one which is good, and this one which is EVEN BETTER

posted. nonsock account, too. add me

ps 904-387-5190 is his number k? k.

added, joined in

we have thus far made significant strides in convincing the public that, in fact, there is a substantial possibility that lil' wayne WAS involved in this teen murder case.

more news to follow as people continue to behave dumbly on facebook.

Lil Wayne did it because God, essentially.

THE OFFICIAL "Lil' Wayne Made Him Do It" DISCUSSION THREAD:

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=13...52450#post61185

this just in: black community takes the bait, now defending whether or not lil wayne is responsible.

hey tim you should AIM or something so we can COORDINATE YEAH

this is pretty lol, actually...

i can't believe these are real people. they are too retarded. it is scary.

God this is too funny.

Did you think we were joking when we said Jacksonville was retarded?

i have grievously underestimated the depths of retardity

"these lyrics COULD give them the MISTAKEN impression that things such as drugs, sex, and "popping a cap" in somebody's "ass" are legitimate problem solving techniques."

I lol'd forever.

This takes me back to when CBS had those political forums on facebook. Good times.

Wow. They are now trying to conclude that videogames made him kill this girl.


I- what.

The facebook has been deleted. Did anyone get screenshots?
Also, has anyone called him?

hey dumbass, phil's in on this too. anyone on my friends list is obviously NOT being sincere. you have failed so hard you don't even know.

also, this update is extremely important: JOSEY CREWS of First Coast News has contacted me on Facebook regarding this.

that's right - a legitimate newscaster is part of the dozens of certifiably retarded american citizens who have fallen for this.



i haven't decided how to proceed from here. this teeters dangerously on the verge of becoming a national sensation.

discuss

Josey fucking Crews? Holy shit you have to keep this moving

I HAVE to see this shit on the news.

tell me how important he is. i was only able to dig up his retarded twitter and a private myspace.

i did respond to him, but i won't post the entirety of it here. suffice it to say that i am, as you suggest, going to "keep this moving."

LULZ INCOMING

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


It was such a cornucopia of stupidity I couldn't tell who was trawlin' and who wasn't.

i am eagerly awaiting a reply from mr. crews; in the meantime, the more attention the group's now-infamous discussion topic gets, the better (worse?) this will get. so go try to get interested parties involved.

God I love when Stephen gets involved in things.

Also, does this mean I am the source of something epic?

Sure. Now go participate in a marathon.

No. Facebook is.

corb actually is pretty cool for finding this. technically jacob could have raised the alarm about this too, since they both live in jax, but i guess this time jacob was too busy destroying the earth with a claymore and corbett won the internet race.

haven't heard back from the newscaster dude with the very, very unfortunate name. :(

list of cool things corbett has done:

1. on a regular basis, made very poor tactical/dialogue choices that nearly killed the entire party

2. elected to become the mortal instrument of a goddess, betraying and later killing or disabling all six of his former comrades; this fiat ended with a rival deity imprisoning his soul in a club, which the remaining party members dubbed "Crutch"

3. has a sister

4. is friends with jacob

5. is the longest-lived UPS pack mule in history, despite at least one work-related toe fragmentation

6. left me a voicemail message stating he was going to mail me a bomb because i wasn't on AIM

7. made this thread

He did not kill you or I, I think.

All hail, the thunder crutch

!roll 100-200

fixed

my bot also allows ADVANCED MATH OPERATIONS to be applied after the die amount/die size settings. example: !roll 1d20 +7

Tarrasque:"Ok now we're gonna roll to see if you can communicate through the crutch."
!roll 1d20
Tarrasque rolls a 1.
Tarrasque"Ouch."

hahahaha

Also Stephen, I was trying to think of a way to Convince people that Skynet was also the reason behind Connor Pridgen's acts.

What do you think?

this, is where plans go wrong

are there any hilarious updates to this?

unfortunately no, it kind of petered out. that jackass from the jacksonville news station, he never got back to me.

he included his phone number, i should probably set up a skype room where me and you guys can all listen in as i speak with josey, that'd be kind of nifty. i suggest skype because i don't have a cell phone right now, it died to hell and will never rise again.

the thread about how lil' wayne is clearly the culprit, it hasn't seen much action. the part on page 4 about the "phyciatry major" was priceless.

just saw the post about AIM coordination.
xero bebop0292

for future reference

aftermath:

the facebook group was deleted sometime before this date, the google search terms "makia coney lil wayne" reference the legendary thread within the first five results (a dead link), and best of all,

the chief editor who contacted me, Josey Crews, now works as a segment producer for Good Morning America.

that's right - i fabricated an excerpt from an interview so well that an industry professional accepted it as genuine. why he was sleuthing around on facebook, and why he insists on having so many social networking profiles with pictures of him drinking colorful martinis with slutty women, we may never know. i wish my professional failures carried as big a salary as his.

special thanks to corbett, for all his invaluable help; and everyone else, who actually participated.


BONUS FEATURE:

i just realized i never posted the "conversation" mr. crews and i enjoyed. here is the message he sent me:



and this is the message i sent back, to which he never replied:



and that is the tale in its entirety.

Always take a man in a lobster hat seriously.

It's the LAW!

Josey Crews spelled "young" wrong.