It is his b-day.

Happy birthday chief.

god of all dinosaurs

happy birthday

again

Since he is the equivalent of God, do we get presents on his birthday too?

Happy Birthday, OverLobster.

congrats to new age to tell people

Long live the Tarrasque

I only suck up to Rob.
But Tarr is p cool.
IMY tash.

Your love for him confuses and concerns me.

i thank you all for your kind words, truly you are the bestest of friends

i celebrated my 21st birthday by buying a bunch of candy and soda from a vintage comestibles shop, also i enjoyed an all-you-can-eat mongolian stir fry with my fambly.

but the first thing i did when i woke up is, i called several people i don't like, and i said, "fuck you, it's my birthday" and some of them were kind of shocked and the rest just hung up when they realized who it was.

i chugged four big packets of pop rocks and washed them down with root beer, and it gave me the burps like you don't even know, it was way cool

special thanks to jacob for making this thread, it's one of the best of all time

one of the best of all time

Well. I must say I'm truly offended that you didn't call me. But the lack of a mention of alcohol for your 21st is just as surprising.

Definitely trying the Pop Rocks trick later.

i didn't call you because i've had my cell phone turned off permanently after i finished making my morning birthday calls; i've been getting a lot of text messages (i mean a LOT) at odd hours of the day for like a week now, and i've got to get ahold of verizon and get them to block the numbers, the messages have started getting more and more frequent. this is why i've been really, really slow at replying to text messages lately, and i apologize to everyone who cried because i wasn't there to tell them how amazing i am

yeah i didn't do the alcohol thing, i was all "scotch and fiddle-faddle until i pass out, or pez and peach bubbly... mm, the second one, yes." and so that's what i did.

I have Verizon. Still not sure what I think of them.

I got swine flu shot for your birthday

and now I have autism

Welcome, new brother. Are you ready to know the truth?

truth: i will know wednesday whether or not i have mono or some other disease that makes me poop funny and sleep too much